Different take

I've been on the road a lot. When Heather's home, I prefer to be roadie-ing.  I'm not fond of her coming home from a three day fuck fest,  bragging about sexual exploits. So I stay away as long as I can when she's home. 

But upon her return the past few times.,  she has been  dropping hints about getting me a girlfriend.  WHAT???

weird shit ensues...